Put 'em up, Beezlebub |
Billy
Graham, the 99-year-old preacher who was just about as famous as God, died yesterday. Graham wrote his
last of many books when he was a spry 95. At the time I wrote this review of Where I Am: Heaven, Eternity and Our Life
Beyond.
With this
latest tome (his 38th or so,
and counting) Reverend Graham aims to fill us in on our futures, which is
laudable, seeing as how the future, as The Amazing Criswell used to say, is
where most of us will spend the rest of our lives. But what Dr. Graham has in
mind is even more helpful than an outline of our earthly destiny: he wants to
tell us about life beyond the grave, and how to prepare for it.
“Join me in
these brief chapters as we explore together what the Bible says about the two
roads to eternity,” he says breezily in the introduction to his book (which is,
I confess, all that I read of it). The roads are Heaven and Hell, and they lead
to eternity, but Heaven and Hell are eternities in themselves, so how can they
also be—but never mind. We get the idea: It’s not over when it’s over, not by a
long shot.
The bad
news, as Graham assures us, is that Hell is as real a place as Heaven. Most
people, he says, are okay with the former while remaining dubious about the
latter—from a personal standpoint, that is. As he puts it, “Many…believe they
will go there (Heaven) because God is a God of love. Many of these same people,
however, reject that Hell is real.”
That willful
blindness occurs because people forget that God is also a God of righteousness,
and the blindness is the Dark One’s doing, Graham explains. “Hell was created
for the devil and his demons,” he says, “and Satan wants to take the world with
him into this diabolical place.” (To show off the décor, maybe.)
How do we
escape this kidnapper’s clutches? “We must confess our sin, turn from it, and
receive Christ on His terms…Continuing in rebellion against God, whether the
sin be pride or murder, will send souls to Hell.”
Well, if
murder is no greater an offense than pride, why not do the murder or murders we
want, confess, and then get right with Christ, thus punching our ticket to Heaven?
But what’s
the use of sarcasm, or indeed any kind of a dissenting response, to the
Grahamian worldview? He’s impervious to it, because he knows he’s right, because,
as he crows again and again, “the Bible says so.”
To Graham’s
credit, he’s still churning out these pronunciamentos
at an age when most of us wouldn’t be able to lift a pencil. But wasn’t there
an editor available, at least? Maybe one could have tidied up such purple passages
as this one:
“(The
unrepentant) will face the inferno of God’s wrath that will last not an hour
but for all the never-ending hours of forever.”
As Graham
nears his centennial (he’s almost as old
as God, too), he assures his followers and readers that “Where I Am” is in a
good place—“with my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.”
But not too
close to God, perhaps. He seems like an unstable character.
No comments:
Post a Comment